Here Lies Chris Grundlewrench-Heatstick Born September 11, 1978 Departed December 2, 2009 Beloved Son of Mike and Judy
Pecked to death by a swarm of vampire hummingbirds who drained his body of blood before dumping his shriveled body in a Trader Joe's parking lot as a warning to other assholes.
Here Lies Chris Grundlewrench-Heatstick
ReplyDeleteBorn September 11, 1978
Departed December 2, 2009
Beloved Son of Mike and Judy
Pecked to death by a swarm of vampire hummingbirds who drained his body of blood before dumping his shriveled body in a Trader Joe's parking lot as a warning to other assholes.